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Thought this story was really funny.

… At 9 p.m. Wednesday the ABC sitcom Modern Family will premiere, marking the least-inspired creative endeavor ever attempted by modern man. This will reportedly be followed at 12:52 p.m. Thursday by the release of a new energy drink marketed exclusively to U.S. troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Experts predict that the penultimate catastrophe will occur at approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday night, when the social networking tool Twitter will be used to communicate a series of ideas so banal they will instantaneously negate the three centuries of the Renaissance. …

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Upon Choof’s request, I am going to detail my involvement with The Onion News Network. In fact, I plan for this to be the first post of a few detailing my hard working efforts for this critically-acclaimed fake news source as a set production assistant.

First up, I would like to clearly establish that I have, in fact, worked for the Onion News Network. What better way than to show you my actual face.

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Thats my body with the red tie.

I had lice in my chest hairs.

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