Hilarious.

I just received an email from my mom:

I read your blog about not having matching socks. I can sympathize. I thought it may be a genetic problem, but now I’m not sure.

Do any of these look familiar? [See image]

Mystery solved. If I am ever considering a dog, talk me out of it!

Seriously Bayley?

My mom’s new puppy, Bayley, just graduated from puppy school. I thought the picture was cute. I haven’t met Bayley yet, but I am pretty excited to. Bayley is a young Golden Retriever.

Straight up gangsta ballin’