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This cereal is great.  I keep a box at my desk and eat some out of a Styrofoam cup at my desk almost every day.  I strongly recommend this cereal to anyone who enjoys granola.  Now some of you may be granola snobs.  You should know that I’m fully aware that there is hardcore granola out there.  This is the stuff you buy in union-made burlap sacks, where you wait in line behind people in bike shorts with their recumbent bikes parked out front, listening to the This American Life podcast on their iphones…  I don’t need that.  I need a working man’s granola.  Proletariat Granola… eh eh?

Anyway, this isn’t really a post about cereal.  This is a post about physics, and a brief betrayal of my particular brand of nerdiness, which continues to boggle my coworkers.  You see, granola chunks come in all sorts of different sizes.  The big chunks are the best, and the worst are the isolated oats that end up darting away from your spoon, severely damaging mouthful efficiency towards the end of each bowl.  Something I’ve always noticed with this cereal is that the big chunks are always at the very top of the box.  You open a box, peer inside, and just see a healthy layer of big chunks, and you’re all like FUCK YEAH, this is going to rule!  The thing is, that layer is every single big chunk in the whole box!  You get one or two bowls of incredible big chunk goodness, and then have to suffer through a whole box of spoon-avoiding isolated oats.  I decided to get to the bottom of this.

Turns out, there is an entire science devoted to studying this phenomenon and others involving granular physics. The effect I noticed in my cereal is actually known as the Brazil Nut Effect, based on the tendency of the larger brazil nuts to rise to the top in cans of mixed nuts (See’s nuts baby!) when they are shaken.  Basically, in granular mixtures, large particles rise to the top when the mixture is vibrated.  This phenomenon is apparently of great interest to some industries, especially in medicine.  Different sizes of particles in a mixture of a certain medication will cause the Brazil Nut Effect, and create a non-uniform mixture.  Bad news for manufacturing medicine.  The causes of this effect are still not fully understood, but the two main explanations appear in the wiki article I linked to above.  Fascinating stuff.

So, as an engineer, I don’t necessarily need to know why this happens, (though its super interesting), just that it does happen, and I need to account for it.  I now know that during shipping, the boxes of granola are vibrated enough to separate the chunks and raise the big ones to the top.  So from now on, when I get a new box of granola, I will flip the box upside down and shake it for a while, allowing the big chunks to start to rise up towards the bottom of the box…  Yeah, that should do nicely.

ps:  shaking a box of cereal is also useful for getting the toy out of your kid’s cereal!

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I blame Genevieve for getting this stuck in my head.

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Hotwheels Ramp

Hey guys,

My company sponsors an engineering expo put together to convince kids to become engineers.  The expo features a bunch of local firms, lots of colleges (including RIT!) and some demos.  I had this idea for a demo.

We built a hotwheels ramp that allows kids to drop a car from different heights and launch angles.  We created a spreadsheet that predicts how far the car will go, and we catch the car.  This shows kids that you can use scientific principles to predict the behavior of real-life systems…

We designed the ramp in CAD and made it out of foam board insulation.  The end of the ramp is modular; we have snap on sections that allow for 15, 30, 45, and 60 degree launch angles.  The spreadsheet takes as inputs the starting and ending height of the ramp and the angle of launch.  From there its a couple of quick calculations to predict a distance.  To account for losses in the waviness of the ramp, and friction in the axles of the car, I added a linear scaling factor to the velocity calculation results that I backed into experimentally after the thing was built.  This was adjusted throughout the day as the car got all beat up from repeated collisions.

I also incorporated wind resistance, because this is something I’ve been meaning to understand for a while.  Pretty fascinating stuff.  Anyway, I found a simplified approach online, and used the linear velocity-based drag force as the car moves relatively slowly.  I experimentally determined a drag coefficient that worked through testing.  Balancing the ramp efficiency coefficient and the drag coefficient was tricky, and the numbers for both of them were likely nonsense, but I ended up with a highly predictable system.  This thing worked for any height and any angle, without changing any of the constants, cuz that would be cheating.

Anyway, enjoy the video!  This was a fun project and it was a major hit with the kids!  Maybe we convinced a few people to become engineers… hopefully the socially adept ones will find their way into law or finance on their own!

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My friend Heath, in collaboration with some other BBDO folks, recently started a blog called “Sabre Tooth Tiger Does Stuff“. I’m not sure it gets old. Please enjoy.

http://www.sabretoothtigerdoesstuff.com/

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Welcome to Twinsburg, Ohio from Mark Gutowski on Vimeo.

“The hub of Northeast Ohio”

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For several years, I’ve had the pleasure of receiving a special kind of candy from friends who’ve traveled to Japan called “Hi-Chew” (thanks Colin, Dave, & Yame). After these people stopped going back to Japan, I thought my relationship with this candy was gone forever. Recently, I discovered them in the international candy aisle at Wegmans, score. $0.99 snags you a 10-piece wrapper that looks similar to a pack of Bubblicious, double score. Strawberry is the only flavor I’ve ever had from the Japanese packaging, but my last trip to Wegmans yielded a pack of Mango. Although it exhibited all the qualities I love about a Hi-Chew (very chewy texture, strong flavor, longevity of consumption), I prefer the Strawberry.

The pack of Mango got my Melon thinking, so today I decided to check Google for an official Hi-Chew website to find other flavors not available in Wegmans. Besides discovering 4 additional flavors (Green Apple, Grape, Melon, Orange), I also found some translated tag lines. I really want to try Green Apple!?

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And You and I

The band is Yes

The album is Close to the Edge

When it kicks back in again at around 6:17… glorious.

Also, the lyrics make so little sense!  Here are the lyrics from the glorious part I just mentioned:

Sad preacher nailed upon the coloured door of time;
Insane teacher be there reminded of the rhyme.
There’ll be no mutant enemy we shall certify;
Political ends, as sad remains, will die.
Reach out as forward tastes begin to enter you.
Ooo, Booo

I listened hard but could not see -
Life tempo change out and inside me.
The preacher trained in all to lose his name;
The teacher travels, asking to be shown the same.
In the end, we’ll agree, we’ll accept, we’ll immortalise
That the truth of the man maturing in his eyes,
All complete in the sight of seeds of life with you.

Coming quickly to terms of all expression laid,
As a moment regained and regarded both the same,
Emotion revealed as the ocean maid,
A clearer future, morning, evening, nights with you.

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A new Sy-Fy original movie. Who seriously approves this shit? Honestly. We don’t deserve our freedoms.

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This song will probably make your day. 95% probability.

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PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
Uploaded by onemoreprod. – Arts and animation videos.

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Operation Northwoods was a plan constructed by the US government (drafted by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and signed by Lyman Lemnitzer) in 1962 to launch terrorist attacks on US military personnel, Cuban refugees in the US, and Caribbean countries while disguising itself as Cuba.  Why?  In order to justify to the world a hostile takeover of Cuba.  The thought was that a communist Cuban presence would destabilize governments in nearby Latin American countries, which would create more footholds for communism in the Western Hemisphere, which would result in increased defense costs for America.  It’s declassified as of 1997 (with additional pieces in 2001) and you can find everything at the National Archives.  There’s a nice, brief PDF of the important stuff here.  There’s an analysis of the key contents here.

It’s important to point out that Operation Northwoods was not proposed by members of the elected executive branch.  Fortunately it was never carried out; when it was presented to the executive branch, Kennedy insisted that a forceful invasion of Cuba was not an option.

If you have an hour or so to spare, read about Operation Northwoods if you haven’t already.  Wikipedia has a really good summary.

I went through and compiled all of the pages I could find from the National Archives, made some notes, and put a bunch of stuff that I thought was important in boxes.  The bulk of the work actually concerns Operation MONGOOSE, which outlines the reasons for wanting to invade Cuba and the requirements for a successful campaign.  All in all, it’s around 90 pages, but most of it is really quick reading and a lot of it is repetitive.  Like I said, you can get a very good summary from Wikipedia, but it’s an incredibly interesting document to dig through yourself and it shouldn’t take more than 45 minutes.  I’ve included summaries, which should take about 5 minutes to read in total.  There’s a lot after the jump, so please take your time with it.

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A great watch. Unbelievable how sensational mainstream media (FOX) made a complete lie. Keep up the good reporting Fox.

Fox News: Television’s National Enquirer.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Great stuff Rachel.

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FACT:

OPINION: ALSO FACT:

This has got to be one of the catchiest and enjoyable songs of all time, judging by the number of toddlers that are obsessed with dancing to it.  Little kids totally carpe diem.  If you don’t feel some toe tapping deep down inside of you when you hear it, you might not have a soul.  Either that, or you’re sick of hearing it for the gajillionth time… but that should go away eventually.  And even though Kanye was a jackass about the whole thing, the video for the song is well done, tasteful, sexy, and impressive.

That’s all proved by science.  Endquote.

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