Nadir of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday [The Onion]

Thought this story was really funny.

… At 9 p.m. Wednesday the ABC sitcom Modern Family will premiere, marking the least-inspired creative endeavor ever attempted by modern man. This will reportedly be followed at 12:52 p.m. Thursday by the release of a new energy drink marketed exclusively to U.S. troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Experts predict that the penultimate catastrophe will occur at approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday night, when the social networking tool Twitter will be used to communicate a series of ideas so banal they will instantaneously negate the three centuries of the Renaissance. …

Read the rest of the article at The Onion

  1. choof says: September 23, 20097:40 pm

    I applaud your tags Colin.

  2. brad says: September 24, 20096:29 pm

    This is one of my greatest fears.

    Is the energy drink thing real?

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