This past holiday season, I was lucky enough to receive a desk calendar with daily cartoon jokes. “Why, what a great way to start the day!” you say, and I couldn’t agree more. There’s nothing better than kick starting your day with a chuckle or two.

About a month ago I decided to bring this unopened calendar into the office to share with my co-workers. After I busted open the box and tore out the old dates, I stood in shock as I read the lamest attempt at comedy. ever. There was no punchline, no humor, nothing. I put it on the table and hoped for a better one the next day. A month later and I’ve yet to laugh.

I’m going to share the next few days with you all so you can see what I mean. Maybe someone out there will find them funny.

Anyways, here is the one for today:

Tags: calendar, humorless, jokes, rubes, terrible

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